If you are looking for a bit of fun humour to start your day, then read these positive and hilarious quotes curated by the Wordivo review team.
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” — Gertrude Stein
"If you fall, I'll be there." — Floor
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” — Mark Twain
“When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.” — Jane Wagner
"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." — Stephen Hawking
“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States.” — George W. Bush
“You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” — Solomon Schechter
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” — Steven Wright
"Embrace the glorious mess that you are." — Elizabeth Gilbert
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone." — Reba McEntire
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." — A.A.Milne
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" — Abraham Lincoln
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." — Elbert Hubbard
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” — Alan Dundes
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.” — Albert Camus
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sk
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” — Bernard Baruch
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